Q: Why???
A: Why not lmao
Q: I think this website is stupid, where can I go to complain?
A: Start yelling straight up at the sky in front of the Student Union
Q: I think you are awesome. How can I help you?
A: Tell people about this website
Q: Why has the timer not been updated for roughly a year?
A: I don’t know. I personally do not believe (based on what I have heard and seen) that UCF sends out the alerts anymore.
Personally, I think that this website might have been the cause of it. After gas leak alerts happening semi-regularly for well over two years, they kill off the alerts after the website starts to gain traction as a mockery of it
I do not know if I should be celebrated for UCF getting their act together or vilified for UCF being too scared to send out alerts because of how awesome I am
The rules of this website will stay and I will only reset the counter when it is confirmed by UCF that a gas leak has occurred
Q: I am affiliated with UCF and I think you are a bad person
A: Email Me: [email protected]
I check it once every few weeks or so, so be patient. Stupid emails will be used as toilet paper. This website is protected by the first amendment and by United States parody laws.